kiniini:

spicetealeaves:

bunny-bunny-fionna:

wikime:

drummering:

timecompass:

dexdaface:

lettersfromsara:

completely-pointless:

den-liner:

adieuuu:

ohgodmyhair:

detectivetrap:

marudyne:

theamazingwondermeg:

raaincouver:

lighterthan-air:

wandanyan:

crossbow, cloud strife, we have to get coins and i scream “nooooooo” when my partner dies omg

A smile, Liara T’Soni (I KNOW LIGHTNING’S IN THERE), we have to save the princess and I scream ‘the right to be a god is now mine’

Pizza (this is funny because I have pizza right now…), Claire Redfield (YESSSS), Civil War (-_-), “You were useful.”

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A TERRIBLE VIDEO GAME, I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT TO CLAIRE…

An assault rifle is my weapon.. Hawke is my companion! Our conflict is being stuck in Hell..

And my line..

“But.. But I brought you a Jill Sandwich!” Bitches love Jill Sandwiches.

Crossbow, Dante Sparda is my companion in my quest to collect coins. And my line….
….
“I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with LIIIIIIIGHT!!!” 

The hidden blade, Lightning Farron is my companion, beating up unfaithful husbands is my conflict.

… *angst*

Crossbow, Ezio Auditore de Firenze is my partner, and assisting the vikings was our conflict- 

When he died, though, my line was “The price of freedom is steep, my friend”

OKGFMHFKNHFG i want this game. 

My weapon is a magnum revolver, partner is SQUALL MCMOTHERFUCKINGSEXY LEONHART and our conflict is trying to find chocobos and when he dies I tell him to return to his pokeball. The last two parts are lies because our conflict would be having no condoms while we are humping ferociously all day and he wouldn’t die because we’d be too busy boning for him to die kthx.

My Weapon is a Huge Key, My Partner is Solid Snake, and the Conflict is Beating up unfaithful Husband, when my line when partner die , NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

omglol what the cow , don’t worry Wifes of all over the world ,me and Solid SNake will beat up your unfaithful Husband!

Force Edge… Zack Fair, being stuck in Hell and when he dies I say “The Right to be a God is now Mine”

Heeee I quite like that XD And the other choices are good too /totally peeked at them/

Yamato, partner is Lightning Farron, we beat up unfaithful husbands and when she dies, I cry out “BUT I BOUGHT YOU A JELLY SANDWICH!”

My weapon is Pandora’s Box, Partner is Phoenix Wright, there’s a demon invasion and the line for when my partner dies is “The Right to be a God is now Mine.”  

lol amusing 

My weapon is nothing, my partner is Zack Fair. Our conflict is looking for Chocobos….and my line when my partner dies : “wake up….”

/WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPS/

My weapon is a smile, my partner is Ezio Auditore da Firenze.  Our conflict is collecting coins and my line when my partner dies is “Nooooooooooooooooo!”

LOL this is fun lskdfj haha

My weapons is a knife, my partner is link, the conflict is killing angels And my line when my partner dies is “Return to your pokeball” roflmao akjshdfjasjdfhgdfh

Weapon: A book (I’m cool with that)

Partner: Phoenix Wright (djhfbskdfnsdkjfnskdfnmkj YES )

The Conflict: Beating up unfaithful husbands……………….

My line when my partner dies: “Return to your pokeball.” (OH ROFLMAO)

I’d play my own video game XDDDDDDDDDd

Weapon: Submachine gun

Partner: Zack Fair

The conflict: Changing the future/past

My line when my partner dies: … *Angst*
Am I Cloud?  

My Weapon: A SMILLLEEEEE … Oh sugoi. ):

My partner: Claire Redfield…?

The Conflict: Winning someone’s heart

My Line When my Partner dies: “You were useful”

Wow this is the most sociopathic romantic comedy series ever.

My weapon: Crossbow

My Partner: The companion Cube

The conflict: Zombie Outbreak

My line when my partner dies: “Noooooooooo!”

Greatest video game ever.